A Joke Walked Into a Post…

1q. What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?

2q. What is an astronomical unit?

3q. What’s the most important thing to learn in chemistry?

4q. What did one photon say to another photon?

Other thoughts:

Don’t lend a geologist money; they consider a million years recent.

Have you heard the joke about the chemist reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down.

1a. Fission chips.

2a. One heck of a big apartment.

3a. Don’t lick the spoon!

4a. I’m sick and tired of your interference! Continue Reading >>