Some Students Are Such Cretinous, Fungus-Toed, Drool-Lipped, Cross-Eyed, Peurile-Brained, Helium-Headed, Mucus-Guzzling, Lobotomized Limpets!

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Day’s Verse:
And my tongue shall declare Your righteousness and Your praise all day long.
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If you could pause, please take a moment of silence for my first broken plate from the dishes I absolutely love. Every time I use one of these dishes, I feel a little glow of happiness at the bright colors of the dish. Here I had an actual, full set of dishes and now my fingers slipped in the sink and that full set is no more. This saddens me. Is that like crying over spilt milk? In any case, a happy ending may still come out of this. I called Lands’ End, the people who made the dishes, and they said there was a good chance I could get the plate replaced! So perhaps I’ll get a happy, shiny new blue plate in the mail one day, and once more harness the power of a full set of dishes. Continue Reading >>