I waited patiently for the Lord;
And He inclined to me and heard my cry.
He brought me out of the pit of destruction, out of the miry clay,
And He set my feet upon a rock making my footsteps firm.
…would you hear this delightful conversation when passing by the front entrance:
Delivery guy [impatiently]: “…and nobody’s there yet.”
Security guard: “OK, I’ll get a guy out there.”
Delivery guy: “ ’Cause I’ve got other deliveries to make today.”
Security guard: “What’re you delivering here?”
Delivery guy: “Three 55-gallon drums of urine from Gerbadyme* Laboratories.”
I bet he just can’t wait to deliver whatever other wonderful samples he has in that truck!
*Fictional company name, of course.