Day’s Verse:
Whatever happens, conduct yourselves in a manner worthy of the gospel of Christ.
Philippians 1:27

Ian and I went nuts for dinner. Oh, we only had sandwiches…but what sandwiches! The plan started so simple, but how could I resist piling on more and more wonderful ingredients? Soon our sandwiches had reached a height almost unmatchable by the mouth — which also provided us with amusing face-contortions on the other person as we ate as well. Your challenge is to guess: Which one of these ingredients did I not eat on my sandwich for dinner?

  • Bread
  • Mayonnaise
  • Thousand Island Dressing
  • Tomato slices
  • Lettuce
  • Avocado slices
  • Pickle slices
  • Potato chips
  • Turkey breast
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Monterey Jack cheese

And I chose a Dove bar with dark chocolate and almonds for Ice Cream Day. The only sad thing about that Dove bar was that I couldn’t linger over it as lovingly as I might have liked because it melted so quickly.

8 thoughts on “One of These Things Does Not Belong

  1. next time you should see if they have haagen dazs bars. i used to think dove bars were the bomb, until i realized that haagen dazs bars were weapons of mass destruction.

    also my guess is avacado. isnt mayo included by default since its a part of thousand island dressing? i mean if either one of those things wasnt on the sandwich, then it would disqualify the other. which is fine by me because i think mayo is a little gross, but really the only thing im inot on that list of sandwich parts is the avacado slices. so next time you dont include them in a sandwich, send them my way.

  2. The only Haagen-Dazs bars they have was the sorbet-and-frozen-yogurt one. It’s good, but it doesn’t satisfy that bone-deep craving for CHOCOLATE and FAT the way a true ice cream bar does.

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