A happy heart makes the face cheerful,
but heartache crushes the spirit.
I love that people invent things like the delightfully obscene-looking Banana Guard, and then include this handy feature:
Now capable of custom printing possibilities for company names or logos to replace “Banana Guard” on larger orders.
Can you imagine getting one of those at a job fair or from a vendor? Then, too, is this FAQ that makes you pause:
Q: Is there a battery attachment?
A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
What about this could possibly require batteries?