Therefore let us leave the elementary teachings about Christ and go on to maturity…
A while ago we bought a plant for our fish tank. The fish likes sitting (leaning against? Can fish sit?) on the leaves; I think it gives him a break from dragging his huge fins around. One day I noticed a tiny speck moving along one leaf. Upon closer inspection, I determined it was a little dinky snail, cute as a button. I then forgot about the snail, until we came back from vacation, when I noticed not one but FOUR snails, two fairly large, making a meal out of one of the dead plant leaves.
You biologists out there: How could this happen?? (Yes, I think I know the answer. But I think you are smart enough to figure it out yourselves.)