“Meaningless! Meaningless!” Says the Teacher, “Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.”
The water bottle on our cooler says
Let me tell you, I sure was relieved to find out that our water is sodium-free! At the same time, why not also mention that it has no cholesterol, no trans-fat, no sugar, no artificial colors, sweeteners, or additives, no wheat or nut products, and no fat (although they cannot say it has no chemicals, alas); but that it is all-natural, organic, and 100% pure? I think they really missed an advertising opportunity here, quite frankly.