God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble.
Trying to archive some data, I got the following message:
Error: A severe error in the zipfile format was detected. Processing probably failed immediately
I like how it hedges its bets at the end there: It probably failed. Yet they also use severe error and immediately, which sound scary and authoritative in error messages. Make up your mind!
This error message kind of summarizes my whole day.