I am still confident of this:
I will see the goodness of the LORD
in the land of the living.
Wait for the LORD;
be strong and take heart
and wait for the LORD.
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The comedy show last night was, as expected, profane. However, we heard one joke I thought was funny. The comedian is also a pharmacist, and one time (he says) he had a 90-year-old lady come in. She bought condoms. She asked, “So, these things help protect me against disease, right?” The pharmacist said, “Yes.” “Good,” the lady replied, “Because my boyfriend is 92 years old and he has diabetes and glaucoma.”
Ian also told me a joke he heard on the Prairie Home Companion Joke show: The only time you’ll hear the words “Jesus Christ” in a Unitarian Universalist church is when the janitor falls down the stairs.
Another Prairie Home Companion joke: A Greek guy and an Italian guy are arguing about whose civilization is greater. The Greek says, “Well, the Greeks built the Acropolis.” The Italian guy says, “Yeah, but we built the Coliseum.” The Greek guy says, “Well, the Greeks developed advanced mathematics.” The Italian guys says, “But the Italians founded the Roman empire.” So then the Greek guy says, “Well, we invented sex.” The Italian guy says, “Yeah, but we introduced it to women.”