Whoever exalts himself shall be humbled; and whoever humbles himself shall be exalted.
Dear Katie’s Subconscious,
Please start accepting and internalizing that Katie is moving to Seattle. Since Gary is here and everything is boxed up, it’s clear that on Friday morning Katie will be leaving. Please start believing it now.
PS – If you could put in a good word to Katie’s Nose, please tell Nose that it isn’t necessary to run like a broken faucet just because there’s some dust floating around.