All Autosuggest, All the Way

I wrote the following post entirely using the swipe feature on my phone, accepting all the autosuggestions. Good luck.

The best on posts is sure to the fact that we’ve had an exceptionally long, hard, and fussy week. Benji has not been slurping ad much lately, but he’s been made up for it by talking up the crying – I’m upgrading it from “fussing” bad on the peeing of time we see his Ibiza – all the extra time he’s not sleeping.

Fortunately, we still love him anyway, for some inexplicably reason. I think is because this morning, while I was changing him, I smiled at him… and he smiled right back at me, a big happy smile. Then he smiled out a judge squirt poo all over the towel we keep under his bottom for just that reason.

In other news, we are watching Caramel for my parents. She is a say dog, very mellow now that she’s off, and she is very duplicitous of people. As a result, she get anxious when Benji cries: he starts fussing, and she comes over and put her house towards Benji, trying to make sure he’s ok. Is very say, seeing how she wants to make sure Benji isn’t in trouble. It almost makes me want to get a dog.

Under the fold, what it should have said:

The dearth of posts is due to the fact that we’ve had an exceptionally long, hard, and fussy week. Benji has not been sleeping as much lately, but he’s sure made up for it by ramping up the crying – I’m upgrading it from “fussing” based on the proportion of time we see his uvula – all the extra time he’s not sleeping.

Fortunately, we still love him anyway, for some inexplicable reason. I think it’s because this morning, while I was changing him, I smiled at him… and he smiled right back at me, a big happy smile. Then he squeezed out a huge squirty poo all over the towel we keep under his bottom for just that reason.

In other news, we are watching Carmel for my parents. She is a sweet dog, very mellow now that she’s old, and she is very solicitous of people. As a result, she gets anxious when Benji cries: he starts fussing, and she comes over and puts her nose towards Benji, trying to make sure he’s OK. It’s very sweet, seeing how she wants to make sure Benji isn’t in trouble. It almost makes me want to get a dog.

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