The other day I was reading 1 Corinthians 13 for my Bible study. I realized this could work really well from a preschooler’s perspective, so I decided to write it. If you haven’t read 1 Corinthians 13, read it here first so you know why this parody is amusing. (I also referred to this alternative, more literal, translation.)
Without further ado, here’s the famous chapter on love, from a preschooler’s perspective.
THE WAY OF LOVE
If I always use please and thank you, but don’t love, I might as well be throwing a tantrum.