When the country is in chaos,
everybody has a plan to fix it—
But it takes a leader of real understanding
to straighten things out.
You can fit things like this into it:
(There’s a large-size pickle jar next to it for reference.) Next time I’m making the hamburger buns a bit thinner. And maybe we’ll slice the tomato and avocado (not visible) a bit thinner, too. Still — yum.