Day’s Verse:
And Mary said, “Behold, the bondslave of the Lord; may it be done to me according to your word.”
Luke 1:37

The stories:

Water Wars

Apartment 1: Finished working out—rather sweaty. Put off washing until after breakfast. About 8:00, the time has come. Grabs towels, steps into the bathtub, and closes shower curtain.
Apartment 2: Rolled out of bed at 7:45 as usual. Just time for a quick, hot wake-me-up shower.

No, I Won’t Buy Your Japanese Cialis Offer

Dear Spammer:
I can understand your desire to sell me Rolex watches at 1/10th the usual price, and I appreciate your willingness to share the priceless opportunity to purchase Viagra cheaply and anonymously. Yet when you send me spam in Japanese, I cannot utilize your generous offers. Leave me alone!

Straight from the Very Sincere Horse’s Mouth

“People aren’t objective. They’ll believe what they want, but believing doesn’t make it true.”

“Right, like for a long time people thought the earth was flat, and the universe circled around the earth.”

“Or that evolution is true, when creationism has disproved it so many times.”

Very awkward, confused silence.

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