Now I ask you, lady, not as though I were writing you a new commandment, but one which we have had from the beginning, that we love one another.
2 John 1:6
“Philosophy,” quoth Gottlieb, “is like pornography. You deal with lots of unrealistic fantasy situations.”
Silence in the class. Pens scratch.
“That was a joke.” Slightly aggrieved.
“You know that’s not real don’t you? Nobody has that much fun.”