Day’?s Verse:
“Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher. “Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.”
What does man gain from all his labor at which he toils under the sun?


Kitchen Table Still Life…ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and donuts were healthy.

…exercising a specific body part removed fat from that body part.

…people were solar-powered (like plants!).

…there was endless hot water for showers.

…nasty thoughts were converted to positive comments when the came off the tongue.

…you could go downhill both ways.

…donuts spontaneously appeared on my desk each morning like manna.

What “if only” have you thought of recently?

4 thoughts on “If Only…

  1. …language fluency could be downloaded (Matrix-style).

    …kittens always stayed kitten-sized.

    …sincerely apologizing to your parents could save you from the inevitability of “someday you’ll know what it feels like…”

  2. …the “Name” field on homework assignments counted for points.

    …I could take pictures by just looking at things.

    …spring break lasted at least a month. If not more.

    …both of my lab partners weren’t going to be gone next week.

    School is not eating my life. Really.

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