God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble.
Please help me raise money for the MS Bike Tour Cape Cod Getaway. Donate today on my MS Participant page.
ThinkGeek may have been joking when they did an April Fools product called Squeez Bacon (“a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube”), but the folks at Baconnaise (“the ultimate bacon-flavored spread”) are all business.
So now you could have a Cheez-Wiz and Baconnaise sandwich. Mmmmmmm, delicious. If only we had lettuce-, tomato-, and bread-wiz to go with them!