I’ve been quite remiss in sharing the amusing Other Katie emails I continue to receive. Here are a few of the ones I’ve received lately, omitting the zillions of LivingSocial and Thirty-One emails I get. No matter how many times I unsubscribe, some dumb Other Katie keeps re-subscribing using my email address. Katie, seriously, give me a break!

Some Other Katie has the world’s worst photographer friend/relative, as I can attest from the following email:

On Mon, Nov 12, 2012 at 6:48 PM, pdr <[redacted]@mac.com> wrote:
Here are my photos from your party. If you want any printed, let me know the size, etc.

Love, Grandma

Begin forwarded message:

From: pdr <[redacted]@mac.com>
Subject: last one
Date: 10 November, 2012 7:09:07 PM CST
To: Bob Ferguson <[redacted]@sasktel.net>

I can hardly quibble about Grandma sending an email to the wrong person, though. At least she’s trying to use the Internet, even if she’s only marginally successful. And, on the bright side, Other Katie seems to be getting out and spending time with her family, which I do approve of.

Other Katie seems to be looking for housing in Texas again:

Custer Park Apartments Prospect web site information


Thank you for registering for a Resident Portal account. Resident Portal is a convenient way to take advantage of the expanded online services we offer

Leasing Staff

If you already live with us, please go here Click Here
Login name * [redacted]
Password * [redacted]
* You may log into the Resident Portal by using the same user name and password for your application process.

If you have any questions please feel free to contact us at (972) 596-0908 .

3400 Custer Road Plano TX 75023 (972) 596-0908

Actually, it’s rather odd that Katie needs to rent an apartment, because back in September a real estate agent (from whom I’ve received a number of erroneous emails, and who I already tried to correct twice) forwarded me this title information email, with the PDF of the official title attached:

On Mon, Sep 24, 2012 at 9:44 AM, Shantanu Narayen wrote:

[body of email blank]
Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: Liberty Title Company <[redacted]@aol.com>
Date: September 24, 2012, 11:49:53 EDT
To: Shantanu Narayen
Subject: Deed and Warranty

When you fill out the Dedd you can call me if you need any halp. Thanks, Carri

Liberty Title Company
655 W. Morse Blvd., Suite 112
Winter Park, FL 32789
Tel: 407-629-5533 Fax: 407-629-5528
Email: [redacted]@aol.com

I hope Carri is better at doing titles than she is at spelling. I’m not sanguine about that, though, since the email address is at AOL.

The next email requires a certain amount of explanation. At first I thought Katie Ferguson was looking to get a job with Hyatt, but then I realized no; Katie works for the Hyatt as an HR lackey, and she blind carbon copied herself on emails she sent out to prospective new hires. Except instead of bcc’ing herself, she carbon copied me… six different times. Which is the worst kind of Other Katie email: When Katie herself types in the wrong email address.

On Mon, Jan 7, 2013 at 4:44 PM, Human Resources wrote:
Good Afternoon,

You are invited for an opportunity to interview on Friday, January 11, 2013 from 2:00pm – 4:30pm at Hyatt Regency La Jolla. When you arrive, you will park in the parking garage. Please go to Mykonos AB meeting room, which is located on the 2nd floor level of the hotel.

Please come dressed for success to interview with our managers. Please bring your resume. Interviews will take place on a first-come, first-serve basis, so please be advised there may be a wait.

Our dream is for you to love our company and the people you work with so much that you decide to join the ranks as part of the 75% of our associates who are promoted from within to supervisory and management levels either in our hotel or any other Hyatt hotel.

Hyatt is a place where high expectations aren’t just met, they are exceeded. It’s a place of outstanding rewards, were talent opens doors to exciting challenges in the hospitality industry. It’s a place where career opportunities are as unlimited as your imagination. Discover your place to shine in our warm, respectful, and inclusive culture.

You’re more than welcome.

Please RSVP by Wednesday, January 8th with your name and position to [redacted]@hyatt.com.

Warm Regards,

Katie Ferguson
Human Resources Manager
Hyatt Regency La Jolla
3777 La Jolla Village Drive
San Diego, CA 92122

Whoa – I just realized that this could be the same Other Katie who signed up for AdultFriendFinder and put my email in instead. It’s the right geographical region, and she does have a history of typing her own email wrong. If so, Other Katie really needs to get her head in the game, because I know way more about her work and sex life than any stranger should, and it’s entirely her fault.

Fortunately, Other Katie is in good company — or at least international company. I recently received an email from O2, a telecom in the UK, asking how I liked my wireless service. And back in October, I got yet another email in German:

2012/10/12 Andreas Klewe <[redacted]@issw.uni-heidelberg.de>
Liebe HochschulsportlerInnen,

das Wintersemester 2012/13 beginnt für den Hochschulsport am 15. Oktober und wir werden wieder vorher unsere bewährte Online-Kursanmeldung für die gebührenpflichtigen Sportkurse durchführen.

Ab diesem Semester ist für Studierende und Mitarbeiter der Universität/ PH sowie alle Nutzer mit gelbem Bedienstetensportausweis (auch Klinikum & DKFZ) ausschließlich eine bargeldlose Bezahlung mit der CampusCard des Studentenwerk Heidelbergs möglich. Bitte sorgen Sie für ein entsprechendes Guthaben auf Ihrer Karte, da wir keine Aufladestation (Kartenaufwerter) besitzen, sondern lediglich abbuchen können.

Die Online-Anmeldezeiten im WS 2012/13:
– für alle Kurse: ab Sonntag, 14. Oktober, 7.00 Uhr

Ihre Buchung muss dann innerhalb von zwei Werktagen im Hochschulsportsekretariat INF 700 bezahlt werden.
Sie benötigen:
1.) CampusCard
2.) ausgedruckte Buchungsbestätigung
3.) gültigen Studentenausweis/Bedienstetensportausweis/Gästekarte
4.) aktuelles Passbild für Kraft- und Spinningkurse.

Bitte denken Sie an ihre alten Ausweise, die verlängert werden. Dann geht es rascher.

Die Sonderöffnungszeiten des Hochschulsportsekretariats:
Montag, 15. Oktober: 10.00 – 20.00 Uhr
Dienstag bis Freitag, 16. Oktober – 19. Oktober: 17.00 – 20.00 Uhr

Während des gesamten WS: 15.Oktober 2012 – 07. Februar 2013:
Di, Mi. Do. vormittags von 10.15 – 12.15 Uhr
Mo, Do abends von 17.30 – 19.30 Uhr

Aktuelle Informationen wie Kursausfälle oder neue Sportangebote gibt es täglich auf unserer homepage: http://www.hochschulsport.uni-hd.de, über facebook („Hochschulsport Heidelberg“) und auf Twitter („Hochschulsport HD“).

Wir wünschen allen HochschulsportlerInnen ein sportliches und erfolgreiches Wintersemester 2012/13.

Matthias Wolf
Leiter Hochschulsport
Universität Heidelberg

In addition to remaining internationally connected, Other Katie finally sprang for some TV, which may mean that I’ll stop getting her Redbox receipts. (I don’t think much of her taste in movies, let me tell you!)

On Tue, Nov 27, 2012 at 5:41 PM, Order Confirmation wrote:

Your order confirmation number is : 026-5130728

You ordered:

TV – $49.95 Monthly
Install Price – $19.95 (Once)

That price seems reasonable. More reasonable than Darron Edwards Jr.’s sending me three emails in a row with InDesign files attached. Also more reasonable than another Other Katie providing Sears with the wrong email address, and then being rejected for the job(s) she applied to there.

On Mon, Dec 3, 2012 at 10:51 PM, wrote:

Thank you for expressing interest in opportunities with Sears Holdings Corporation!

As you know, matching applicants with the right positions requires a unique combination of candidate experience, job requirements and timing. Your application that was active in our database has expired and while we may not have made a match for you during the time that has passed since you’ve applied, we would like to introduce you to other great companies who may be able to give you the position you seek, right now.

Sears Holdings Corporation is a founding member of AllianceQ – a partnership of leading companies collaborating to increase our ability to find the world’s top talent. It’s an easy, free and confidential service. Simply share your background and what you desire in a new job. Every day you will be automatically and anonymously considered for thousands of opportunities with other leading employers, including those current or future openings at Sears Holdings Corporation.

To join AllianceQ or for more information, visit: AllianceQ.com/shc

To review current Sears Holdings Corporation openings and to reapply directly with us, visit:

Please do not reply to this email if you have questions (your reply will not be responded to), instead contact the Human Resources department at the location you applied to.

Again, thank you for your interest in Sears Holdings Corporation and we hope you will consider us for future opportunities.


SHC Talent Acquisition Team
Sears Holdings Corporation

And, penultimate but not by any means least, we have the classic “coworker inadvertent email typo” series of Other Katie emails.

On Tue, Dec 11, 2012 at 2:50 PM, Thompson Cindy <[redacted]@quarrytile.com> wrote:
Katie—this is Cindy. I am writing this up for Michelle. I am including some of the new colors that will be taking over for Citrus, Mandarin and Scarlet. They might want to consider some of them. We are phasing out the old colors.
—–Original Message—–
From: Laine Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 2:07 PM
To: Thompson Cindy
Subject: FW: Jefferson Houston tile samples

Can you do this for me?

—–Original Message—–
From: Katie Ferguson Gray [mailto:[redacted].daltile@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 1:28 PM
To: Laine Michelle
Subject: Fwd: Jefferson Houston tile samples

Hi Michelle!

Can I get the samples below sent direct to my client?

Can you send what you can in a 3×6 but if that’s N/A you can send 2x2s or 4x4s. She would like at least one 3×6.

Please let me know. My FedEx is [redacted]. Please send 2nd Day.



Katie Ferguson Gray | Architectural Representative
Daltile | Southwest Region
2728 Bell St. | New Orleans, LA 70119
Phone: 504.415.3383
Fax: 504.488.3383
Mail: [redacted]@daltile.com

Begin forwarded message:

From: Brittney Everett <[redacted]@concordia.com>
Date: December 11, 2012 11:17:43 AM CST
To: Katie Ferguson Gray <[redacted].daltile@gmail.com>
Subject: Jefferson Houston tile samples

Hi Katie,

Thank you again for coming in the other week. Such a clever way to get to know the different carpet and tile options. Very fun.

So I would like to request the following samples:

-Semi-Gloss Color Trends
Totally tangerine
Citric bloom
Go Green
Electric blue
Sea breeze
Plum Crazy
-Natural Hues
Regency Blue

I’m thinking of making each bathroom one of these colors, 3×6 staggered vertical subway tiles up to about 7 or 8 feet, with a light gray grout. The sink area in the bathroom is open to the hallway—no doors–so the tile will wrap around the wall out to the hallway. Just wanted to let you know what I’m thinking. These colors may end up correlating with the “grade house” colors (ie. 3rd and 4th is a gradehouse, 5th and 6th is gradehouse, etc).

If it’s easier to send 2×2 tiles since I am requesting so many, that’s fine. Would be nice to get at least one 3×6 to show the client the size though. Is it possible to get these before next Tuesday?

Thank you!

Brittney Everett

201 St. Charles Ave., Ste 4318 | New Orleans, LA 70170
Office | 504 262 8184 Mobile | 504 756 2270

P Think Green before printing this e-mail.

Instead of thinking green before printing the email, I figured I’d think kiwi. Or maybe Aegean, Go Green, or Sea Breeze. On the bright side, though, this Other Katie seems to have some talent towards interior design. Maybe I could get her to help out with our house.

And, last but not least, I’m happy to say that at least one of us has some personality. The following is long, but worth posting in its entirety if only for the names of the folks involved, so I’ve put most of it under the fold. Apparently, an Other Katie is a roller derby lady with Ladies of Laceration on Long Island.

On Tue, Jan 22, 2013 at 8:21 AM, Jax Berrios wrote:
Question. I know dolly has attendance for Thursday. So she will get that over. So counting the rules class I should have 5.

I know I need to skate as much as possible but it’s so hard to make Saturdays and I need all the credit I can get. Thanks again

Namaste & Blessed Be


On Jan 22, 2013, at 9:37 AM, Breakneckbrie wrote:

Ladies the polls close tonight!
Also, attendance requirements need to be met! 6 for vets and 7 for FBs.
We have 6 left this month and it’s really important we all make it!
Archer you are at 3
Attack you are at 3
Nat you are at 1
Slice you are at 2
Jax you are at 3
Anyone not mentioned above is safe where they have already met their requirements or just 1 shy of making it. If the attendance is wrong please speak with Brawler to fix it.

Uniforms- regarding the “old” uniforms aesthetically I’m not feeling the white collared shirt (please don’t take offense from my sole opinion). If it is decided on the tanks I’m prepared to place my order whenever . And if collared shirts are in again it’s not a big deal. I agree the white collar shirts are not good to skate in and the red tanks will work better.

Practice- if it is decided that we need additional practice at the crash pad or wherever, I’m mostly only available on Friday/ Saturday/ Sunday…. Sunday being more preferable. Point had the idea of coming early to a Saturday practice or seeing if we can go to the Crash pad in Brooklyn

Manger/ Captain- I already filled out the survey monkey thingy.Cool

Is there anything else that needs to come to a consensus that I’ve might have left out?

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Re: Ladies of Laceration!
From: Shanece Ann
Date: Mon, January 21, 2013 9:18 am
To: Andreanna Seymore
Cc: [long list of people]

Hi all,

I’m a bit confused on what to reply to and if we’ve come to a definitive conclusion on: meeting/ uniforms/ practice, so I figure I’d give my two cents.

Uniforms- regarding the “old” uniforms aesthetically I’m not feeling the white collared shirt (please don’t take offense from my sole opinion). If it is decided on the tanks I’m prepared to place my order whenever . And if collared shirts are in again it’s not a big deal.

Practice- if it is decided that we need additional practice at the crash pad or wherever, I’m mostly only available on Friday/ Saturday/ Sunday…. Sunday being more preferable.

Manger/ Captain- I already filled out the survey monkey thingy.

Is there anything else that needs to come to a consensus that I’ve might have left out?

If not I look forward to working along and learning from the rest of you amazing Ladies.

-Shanece Ann

Please excuse the brevity of this message. Sent from my iPhone

On Jan 21, 2013, at 10:08 AM, Andreanna Seymore wrote:

I am down with what ever logo- and shirts- can you let us low what company we are buying the shirts from – my size is determined from the brand

On Jan 21, 2013, at 9:09 AM, Breakneckbrie wrote:

Hey Flossy,

What is the print shop you mentioned?
We can try to get a quote so everyone can get money ready.

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Re: Ladies of Laceration!
From: Flossy Smackintyre
Date: Sun, January 20, 2013 7:46 am
To: Shadowboxer
Cc: [long list of people]

Also point was going to check and see if we (ladies) can maybe scrimmage at the crashpad as additional practice. (Did I understand that correct?)
I attached a mockup of what i am going to get priced.
Let me know if there are any comments.

On Jan 20, 2013, at 8:56 AM, Shadowboxer wrote:

Hey All, So Im a bit confused right now
-DId we already meet?
-If not, when are we?
-When is the Cap/Man poll closing
-And whats the deal with our uniforms (Im still pushing the white button downs)


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