I Wonder…

…if there’s a difference in deodorant efficacy between shaved and unshaved armpits. I could see it going either way, although I lean towards the theory that shaved + deodorant is perhaps slightly more effective. Why?

Shaved
Less stinky because fewer hairs for sweat and stink bacteria to adhere to
Less stinky because deodorant goes directly onto skin
More stinky because less area for deodorant to stick

Unshaved
Less stinky because more area for deodorant to stick (all those hairs)
More stinky because hair insulates skin from getting directly deodorized
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Playdough Fun

At the church during Sunday School (which Benji is totally not ready for, but it’s a choice between a room for kids ages 0 to 2 or ages 2 to 10) they played with playdough. Benji immediately asked for more playdough playing after nap time, and we were happy to accommodate him. I made my first, bid definitely not last, batch of playdough and learned that to make it red, you have to use a lot more food coloring than you think.

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“Silverware,” an art installation by B. Ferguson

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The artist rejects our outdated, imperialistic, and deeply bourgeois sorting methodology. His arrangement speaks to the desire within all human beings for freedom – of expression, of choice, of speech, and, ultimately, to determine one’s own destiny, unconstrained by the rigid mores imposed externally by society. With this installation the artist expands upon this theme using the epitome of banal, everyday objects – common flatware – juxtaposing their very ubiquity and normalcy with the jarring use of chaos and disarray to express rejection of confining, societally-imposed strictures even within the larger cultural dialogue. Continue Reading >>

Incredibly fun highlights

We went to the equipment rental place near our house and they gave us permission to walk around the yard and look at all the (relatively small) vehicles. It was so fun Benji didn’t want to leave even with completely soaked pants and socks.

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Benji found a huge hex nut and spent a long time finding matching bolts on lots of different vehicles to see where it came from (unsuccessfully).

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And, Benji discovered that our huge hosted of plastic bags does have a good use after all:

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Don’t worry, we supervise Benji carefully while bags are out. He likes to dive into them all piled up like a leaf pile, disappear into the pile, and have us say, “Oh, Beeeeenji, where are you?”, then find him and say, “Ah-ha!” Continue Reading >>

Philosophy of Christmas Gifts

Perhaps unsurprisingly, I’ve been thinking about Christmas presents lately. Not what to get my family (although, of course, I’ve done that, too), but more the philosophy and theory of gift-giving, specifically: Why do we give gifts at all?

Now, birthday gift-giving seems somewhat logical, with friends giving the birthday-ee gifts to express their appreciation for the friend’s life. Perhaps we’re using presents to say, “You are a gift in my life. Let me give back to you a token to acknowledge all the joy you bring to me by being my friend.” That completely makes sense, although since having Benji I’ve thought that moms should really get the presents on the kid’s birthday, but that a different story. Continue Reading >>

Talking Highlights

There are some good things and some bad things about Benji starting to talk a bit more. One bad thing: We can’t do secret Christmas presents in front of him, because he’ll give stuff away! But mostly we have highlights of Benji talking:

– He calls fire or candles “poof,” because that’s how Nana’s has fireplace turns on.
– He can say tiller truck, as “tiwwa truck” and enunciates aid car and pumper truck clearly.
– He can say sea anemone, sea star, coral, and sea urchin, thanks to the Eric Carle Hermit Crab book.
– He calls cement mixers “bwabwabwa trucks,” making a bla/circling noise with his tongue. Other construction trucks are accurately rendered, however, except “suck truck” for pumper truck.
– Benji often says things like, “Red part gone? No.” (Referring to a visual timer.) Or “Nana bye-bye? No.” Or “More cheese please, yes!” (Telling us what to respond ahead of time.)
– When uncertain, he says, “Hmmmm… Hmmmmmmmmm…” and just keeps on saying that until someone tells him the answer. Continue Reading >>

Today’s Highlights

Mom and Benji and I went Christmas tree hunting today. It was certainly different from cutting a tree in the woods, but one thing was the same: I somehow managed to get extremely muddy and dirty despite the suburbanity of our acquition location. Anyway, here are mom and Benji before cutting the tree.

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Let’s be honest, though: Benji really cared most about the tractor/backhoe combo truck, and the tractor.

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